Are you lost in the sweet music of romance’ Then get the fuck outta here. Have you found The One’ Retard. Imagine the bleakest, foulest rant on the futility of relationships ‘ and laughing your ass off. Corey Holcomb, aka ‘Ghetto Dr. Phil,’ gets caustic on the lies and traps of dating and marriage. Diagnosis: the problem is you. But no worries, there is a cure for love. Watch, listen and learn.