“Judith Lucy”

Judith dealt with her last break up a lot better than shed dealt with break ups in the past. Instead of drinking her way through it she actually did a lot of yoga. Sure, shed turned into a wanker but she was throwing up less in public. There was one day/night however when she abandoned adho mukha svanasana (downward facing dog-dont you know anything?) for ten hours of drinking. This naturally resulted in a crippling hangover. She spent the next morning lying in bed, nauseous, staring at the ceiling, riddled with shame and self-loathing and wisely, decided to review her ENTIRE history with straight men. This included her father (nothing weird), colleagues, one-night stands and all her relationships. It wasnt pretty. She realised that whatever it was that she was selling, a lot of men simply werent buying it-even the ones who were related to her. So, she concluded that it was simply time to stop dating, shut up shop, just hang up her vagina for good. Judith Lucy versus Men is that history. Youll hear about Judiths childhood, her school days and her various liaisons. Youll also hear stories of casual encounters, men masturbating at her and of course youll hear about how she lost her virginity to a drummer. At the end of the performance Judith asks the audience to vote on whether she should call it quits. Will they agree that its time for her to simply fall in love with being single and her vibrator? Theres also a fairy tale, thoughts on aging and a very personal and surprising ending. One audience member was heard to say, at the end of the show, How is she going to top that? Im writing this (I know Im talking about myself in the third person) and frankly, the answer to that question is, I dont know. Ive also been told that the lines around my mouth are going to get worse if I keep talking for a living (seriously) so this could be your last chance to see her (okay me) before she takes up juggling.