A movie buff (Jack Scalia) transforms himself into a screen idol. Kathy Ireland. Carbonera: George Hamilton. Agent: Elliott Gould. Psychiatrist: James Doohan. Written and directed by Lorenzo Doumani., Investment banker Jack Scalia would give anything to escape his wealthy but empty existence. He fantasizes about becoming an Italian movie star. Shedding himself of his wife and job, Scalia heads to Tinseltown to realize his dream, changing his name, and adopting a Mediterranean accent along the way.